Why Cars Are Better Than Women

By Angel | November 28, 2008 9:38 am |
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Only owners of cars perfectly know how it is challenging to be an owner. To have a car is almost the same as to have a baby. Since it always needs something (fuel, oil, spare parts …), it always has its own mood and it doesn’t matter that you don’t think so, what is more, you have to buy or find its own house (for example, a garage) and to visit “doctors” regularly. Ouch …

But at the same time, your car gives you a lot of advantages and it is much better than any women … Because:

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  • there are a lot of amazing and helpful online communities that you can join only with a car. For instance, one of my beloved ones – club par excellance;
  • your car will never feel upset if your forget any important date or her birthday;
  • your car doesn’t get mad when you ignore it for a month or so;
  • a car never snores;
  • there is no use to pay child or income support to your ex-car;
  • your car will always look great since you can paint it or buy new spare parts;
  • a car will never get angry if you are late;
  • cars are very patient and they will never whine unless something is wrong;
  • cars don’t feel like go shopping and they will never ask you to do so;
  • cars don’t care if you say naughty words;
  • your car doesn’t fish for compliments;
  • car never smokes and never drinks too much …

And one more point a car will never love you the way a woman can do …

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3 opinions for

Why Cars Are Better Than Women

  • Find Cars | December 4th, 2008 at 2:28 am

    I find this a little sexist, but thats just my thought

    Reply
  • Thrifty | December 4th, 2008 at 2:30 am

    Great post always knew I love my car more than my girl and this just confirms that

    Reply
  • Mykol | December 7th, 2008 at 1:54 am

    Very funny! :)

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